If your car was a person, what would it be?

"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant) 07/08/2016 at 20:08 • Filed to: None

1

28

2013 Dodge Challenger R/T w/ aftermarket exhaust:

It’s a muscular man in his late-20s who is adorned in leather, jeans, aviators, and tattoos. He sometimes gets picked on for his body fat percentage in comparison to his friends. He is better suited for the 1970s but was accidentally born in the internet age. He partakes in bar fights rather frequently, but kind to the people that he knows well. He often listens to Metallica and AC/DC. His voice is deep and throaty.

Slant6 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:10

9

I don’t know. I think the Challenger is more of a German expat that has a beer belly and likes yelling at TVs.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Slant6 07/08/2016 at 20:11

1

Yes he would be rather portly. Maybe my ownership bias ends up describing a more feral profile.

C62030 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:12

0

‘91 Grand Prix coupe: Probably a guy in his early 20s, cracks a lot of jokes but doesn’t know what he wants to do with himself. Hedges bets. Nice, reliable, pretty handsome, but less talented than you think.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:14

7

The Crapri is a mentally unstable crack head undergoing reconstructive surgery everywhere, on life support.

Chasaboo > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:15

0

A Honda Fit.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:18

1

1999 4Runner SR5 2WD. Guy that did kinda well in school and got a mediocre desk job. Not quite as good as the guy who did a little better and has a lake house and such (Limited 4WD) but better than the college drop out (base 2WD with a 4Cyl)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:18

6

An old, creaky, jaded bastard who still comes into work on time every day.

interstate366, now In The Industry > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:22

3

A 25-year-old punk rock girl who grew up in the suburbs. She has a well-paying job now so her wild days are mostly behind her, but she still wears hipster glasses and does bong hits from time to time.

RallyWrench > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:26

1

Jeez, which one? My purple truck would probably be a very useful old gay man who is easy to get along with and trustworthy but cranky sometimes. My BMW wagon would be a hot plus size German woman who drinks beer with the boys and plays roller derby.

RallyWrench > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/08/2016 at 20:26

1

Sometimes at night she shows her headlights too.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:30

1

01 F250 XLT diesel, only 158k miles so it isn’t very old, but it isn’t in great shape because Ford built them out of compressed rust back then. Works hard, reliable, not fast, but good at carrying shit.

My truck is me. Not very old at 31, overweight and out of shape visually but inwardly healthy and strong. I'm even wearing a red shirt right now.

interstate366, now In The Industry > RallyWrench 07/08/2016 at 20:32

5

If she’s into you and if you ask nicely, she might show them in the daytime.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:33

0

Mercedes S600: A retired German special forces solider in a well fit suit who will blend in to the crowd like any other person until someone needs a good beating. Pretty much speak softly and carry a helluva big stick.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:34

3

Jag XJ6

A british model that could support herself but she won’t. Past her prime but still good enough to turn heads. Quiet and reserved but will quickly let you know when she needs something. and oh boy does she need it.

Alfa Spider

She was an Italian resident for most of her life and she wanted to experience America the right way. Unfortunately like most foreigners the right way ended up leaving her with scars and a few regrettable changes.

RallyWrench > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/08/2016 at 20:34

3

.

Flavien Vidal > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:46

0

A Japanese Joe Pesci...

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:55

0

1996 Ford Crown Victoria S in Toreador Red, the slowest H Street car at my local series.

This grandpa.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 20:59

1

01 E55 AMG

Edward Norton in fight club.

DipodomysDeserti > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 21:01

0

Your car sounds like an asshole.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 21:02

0

1991 Vr4 Galant.

I’m pretty sure my car would be me. 26 years old,(it was built in 1990, just like me). Capable, but not that impressive, always wants to have fun. Listens to pop punk, Dubstep, and a bit of everything else, with a anfinaty for 90s alternative. Likes having responsibilities, but also just wants to be a kid. Hobbies include hanging out in garages, skateboarding, and looking at him paled in the mirror.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/08/2016 at 21:04

1

Your Celica is me some day. Whe. My knees are so shot I can't do anything I actually enjoy, so I just drink and play video games.

interstate366, now In The Industry > RallyWrench 07/08/2016 at 21:38

0

She’s also great between the sheets (i.e. back roads).

Also, I think I used to work with your purple truck haha

DutchieDC2R > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 21:50

0

98 Integra Type R: A small Japanese fellow, always wearing a tracksuit and a Japanese headband/sweatband on his head. Agile, nimble, good at Kung Fu...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 21:59

0

4Runner: Basically an Asian me. Gets shit done reliably, but at it’s own pace.

Fiesta: A young, homely, athletic male, that spontaneously has fun in the most mundane places.

Die-Trying > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/08/2016 at 22:54

0

the vw bug, Madeline Kahn

the ‘71 would probably be an angry Marisa Tomei, always nagging at ya, to step it up “is that all you got?”, “why you stepping on the brakes? you scared?, were not even near the light”

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/09/2016 at 00:40

0

my car would be me.

it’s a subaru impreza

X37.9XXS > Slant6 07/09/2016 at 03:04

0

No question

Forge Crown Victor! > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 07/09/2016 at 10:35

0

Stock Photo but accurate representation.

1998 Volvo V90. Former foreign model turned appreciative housewife. She still looks good although somewhat dated. Classically styled with clean lines, a good stance, always dealer maintained (including by me as I am a Volvo mechanic) has a few scars from past incidents with abusive relationships, a whole lot of miles on the chassis and you would never know it, but overall in amazing shape. She stays quiet most of the time but there is something about that Swedish accent that gets you riled up as she takes you on a sophisticated ride on sumptuous leather. You know a hundred people have been in and out of her but you don’t care because she handles the same as she did almost 20 years ago and you know she has the ability to keep you safe and carry your children around in style.